Dr. Samba's Twelve Steps to Recovery for ballroom dance junkies:

I have performed extensive research on the phenomenon of ballroom dance addiction and how to cope with it. As a result of my research, I have developed a twelve-step program for people afflicted with this pernicious malady. I present it here as a public service. For more help, click on any of the underlined or highlighted items in the list.

1. Recognize that you have a problem. Your problem is those several waking hours each day when you're not dancing.
2. Rumba
3. Mambo
4. Tango
5. Samba
6. Swing
7. Cha-cha
8. Waltz
9. Fox trot
10. Merengue
11. Bolero
12. Hustle

Are you a ballroom dance junkie? Do you have a friend or loved one who is? Do you have a story to tell? Submit it!

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