When you really need to insult someone, no one can do it like the Bard! Just click the Click Me button below. If you don't like the first insult, click again for a whole new one. What you'll get is a randomly generated insult of your very own! All of the words are from Shakespeare, but the combinations are unique. There are 125000 combinations, so you can send one to each right-wing member of the House and Senate and have plenty left over for your state and local government! Since none of the words are obscene, you can't be busted by the religious police! :-)
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