Dr. Samba's Soap Box

Death to Spam

(This is the part where I go on a tirade about the worst of the worst on the Internet.)

I DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH SPAMMERS.

REPEAT: I DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH SPAMMERS.

NEVER HAVE, NEVER, EVER, WILL.

Death to Spam

Ok, it's time to clarify something. Since I created this Web site, I've been saying that I love to get e-mail. That's still true. However, the e-mail that I like to get is personal, from real human beings. Not SPAM. I am FED UP with morons who get my e-mail address from god knows where and put it on a mailing list of hundreds of thousands of names and anonymously send me junk. Credit card offers. Multi-level marketing schemes. Pyramid scams. Investigative services. Dating services. Pornography. Viagra replacements. Body part-enhancers. Spamming software and mailing lists, presumably so I can clutter the Internet and irritate countless numbers of people with my own trash. In case you don't understand, let me say it again. I don't like people calling me on the telephone or sending me junk snail-mail, faxes or e-mail to sell me things. If you are one of those morons operating one of these "services", pass this one by. I mean it. I don't want your garbage. I don't want your SPAM. Stop wasting your time and mine (especially mine).

Death to Spam

Don't talk to me about your First Amendment rights either. I'm a firm supporter of the First Amendment. But that doesn't mean that I want to have my electronic mailbox cluttered with trash from shysters, hucksters, snake-oil salesmen and pimps. I am exercising my own First Amendment rights to tell you I don't want to hear from you.

Death to Spam

Now, what part of this didn't you understand?

Death to Spam

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